We finally have a competitive team and our world class mascot is almost 4 hooves up. I am seriously embarrassed as Ralphie can barely muster a speed walk when the gates open to lead the team onto the field. Im not sure if the poor animal is too doped up from legal weed or simply is not thriving in her current role but someone seriouly needs to figure this out. WIth NAtional TV audiences and 5 star athletes in the stands we need to find a BUffalo that will pull 5 handlers around the feld like rag dolls as we used to see. We need opposing teams to stay fearfully off the field and the trailer to shake like an 8.0 quake is happening at the base of the foothills, when Ralphie puts down the landing gear.
This smells like government over-reach by PETA or possibly its just your run of the mill " bad hire" but it needs to be corrected ASAP. Anybody know who we can email to register a complaint
This smells like government over-reach by PETA or possibly its just your run of the mill " bad hire" but it needs to be corrected ASAP. Anybody know who we can email to register a complaint
