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Coaching staff recommendations….

JBTBUFFS

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In order to ensure complete alignment and engagement for the upcoming season, I am proposing that the following assistant coaches be hired immediately.

QB - Michael Vick
RB - Marshawn Lynch
WR - T.O. & Ochocinco
TE - Jeremy Shockey
OL - Richie Incognito

DC - Rex Ryan
DB - Pac-Man Jones
DL - Warren Sapp
ILB - Ray Lewis
OLB - Von Miller

These dudes are all “Dogs” (well, maybe not Vick) and will bring a desperately needed “head case / bad boy” mentality and culture to CU quickly. Regardless of their lack of actual coaching and recruiting experience.
 
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